Today was stake conference. Me, Tim, and Brent were about 5 minutes late, which means we were exiled to the overflow to watch the broadcast. I had no idea this was a multistake broadcast until we got there. Well as we were walking in, all 3 of us noticed a super gorgeous blonde in a red coat. We all looked at each other, and in the unspoken guy language we all were thinking the same thing. daaaaaang!
Well as luck would have it she sat but a couple rows away from us in the overflow. Now if you've ever met me, you know I'm not scared to talk to a girl. But for some reason this time I totally chickened out and didn't say anything to her after the meeting. It might be a good thing that I didn't say anything, because we think she might be a robot. Here's why:
She seems like there isn't a physical flaw. White teeth, perfect hair, great physique. First sign of a robot. Next, as we were leaving the meeting so was she; and she had her truck parked right in front of the church. No girl is that good looking AND drives a truck unless they are married and they're borrowing their husband's. And obviously she's single because she was in the single's ward meeting. Also, the license plate was from Arizona. That means she likes warm weather as opposed to cold. It was at this point that Brent concluded: "Yep definitely a robot!" We all decided that having a robot girlfriend would be cool, for a few years. But inevitably we would have to kill her with great prejudice during the robot apocalypse...
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