better late than never

As everyone who is anyone already knows, the NBA will be back. What does this mean to us? We have something to watch Tuesday and Wednesday during the football season. Oh and after football season I don't have to watch my toenails grow. (read the second paragraph, toward the bottom) That's always a plus. Sure they are missing a bunch of the season, and basketball fans everywhere are still mad at the owners and players for being such chumps and making us almost suffer an entire winter without Jazz basketball. But hey, better late than never, right?

In other sporting news; Urban Meyer really did get an offer from Ohio State and he will be back to coaching next year. For those of you who don't know him, Urban Meyer is obviously the greatest coach of our generation and led the Utes to their first BCS bowl win. He's a stud. He quit coaching a year ago to spend more time with his family. Who can blame him for coming back? I mean, who doesn't like hanging out with a bunch of 19-23 year old black guys more than their family. I know I do!

You might be saying, why is this a post? Anyone that can read already knows this stuff. What happened to funny stuff? Well true to form, I will make the rest of this post hilarious. With jokes. Better late than never, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.
Why did the boy drop his sucker? He got hit by a bus.
Why don't girls fart? Because they can't keep quiet long enough to build up enough pressure.
What's green and invisible? This head of lettuce.
Why don't chickens wear any pants? Their pecker is on their head.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yea it pretty much took down the whole trailer park!
What do you see when the Pillsbury dough-boy bends over? Dough-nuts.

There you go, hope you had a few laughs at the end. Sorry it wasn't funny to start with. But hey, better late than never, right?

L...is for the way you look at me

Yep. If any of you listen to Nat King Cole, you've probably guess my next topic. L-O-V-E.

"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT — mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe."

-The Princess Bride. 

Bahahahaha, sike. I'm probably the least qualified person ever to talk on the subject of "L" word. But today I am going to address the "L" word.

Have you ever noticed how many things you "L" word in one day?! I myself "L" word a good morning breakfast of bacon, chocolate chip pancakes, eggs, and some 2% milk to wash it all down. I "L" word my new purple hoodie I found at Wal Mart. I "L" word hanging with my buddies. Now I've never "been in L word" but just right there I've "L" worded 3 different things.

Lately I've noticed how often people (especially girls) throw out the "L" word to everyone and anyone. (Yes, I realize you are probably reading this and it's dawning on you who you are, and that you are the inspiration behind my post. haha. It's all in good fun. No insult or malice intended.) Back to the subject:

Why do we feel the need to say the "L" word when "like" is more than effective. Facebook has it figured out! If they could get a double like I would "double-like" that. But I definitely wouldn't "L" word it. "L" words are like steak dinners. You shouldn't give em out all the time. Pretty soon people will start taking your steak dinners for granted and treating them like the smarties you get during Halloween. And everyone knows smarties are the worst. How about we start mixing in these words:

like
adore
enjoy
fancy
appreciate
have a weakness for
care for
find irresistible
hold dear

I hope this helps improve your vocabulary. And brings more meaning to your "L" words. Oh and I hope you all "L" word this post...