Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I'd love to but...

When was the last time you saw a girl that you haven't run into for a while, and she asks "how come we never hang out?" or "Why haven't I seen you lately?" And you are thinking in the back of your mind "maybe I should humor her cuz she is sort of cute and I still haven't hooked up with her yet.." Well then you just say something stupid or agree with her that you should get together this weekend. No big deal right? Until the weekend when your buddies are all hanging out and each one has a girl. Then next thing you know you are hitting her up to see if she can hang. Wrong. You get a text back that let's you know it's a "girls night"...

Now correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but my understanding is a girls night happens when a bunch of friends just want to hang out with each other and be counter productive. Like talking about hair, clothes, nails, boys (which ones they like, which ones they don't) and other girly crap. Let's be real. Why does this "night" exist? Most girls I know complain that they don't get asked out on dates enough, then when they do, they are having a girls night.

Now as a man, basically we rule the world. Men are just more awesome. If you don't believe me, just ask Tosh.O So now men, my question is, can we abolish or outlaw "girls night?" or should we just make our own night, guys night would be the most obvious choice for a name, but maybe something more awesome. If you have any suggestions post them in the comment section. Then girls can see how retarded it is to not hang with the opposite sex. But our nights will be much better. Midnight basketball, colorado-ing, all-night jam sessions on rock band, and the list goes on... And remember, don't go ninj'in nobody that don't need ninj'in

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