2. Keep an eye out for asteroids the size of Texas.
3. Don't hang out with Obama.
4. Find the crazy guy and send him on a suicide mission.
5. Sporadically place glasses of water throughout the house, mount a baseball bat on the wall in a convenient location, and await further instructions from Mel Gibson.
6. Listen for Will Smith's voice on the radio.
7. Keep a grenade stashed away in a dresser. Use it when you see a butterfly.
8. Go to China and stowaway on a modern day version of Noah's Ark because you won't be safe in a hut on top of the Himalayas.
9. If an earthquake happens, run away from it.
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